Imagine you are a copper nicking sheep thieves but chummy denies he is guilty. Earmarks look as if they might have been tampered with, but is that a sure thing? After all your only witnesses are pregnant fluffy bundles of fun that taste great with mint sauce. What are you going to do?
Further to last week’s Farm for £1 post, I neglected to mention that the National Trust site on the Great Orme in Llandudno is a UFO hotspot with a reputation for strange lights crossing the night skies. However, something that might like to remain unidentified wasn’t so lucky.
He might be a legendary giant but that didn’t stop sticky-fingered oiks from making a night-time grab and snatching Gwirl the Giant from a Gwynedd village near Barmouth. The Llwyngwril Yarn Bombers spent months knitting the effigy as a mascot for an upcoming sheepdog trial and county fair.
While we’re on the subject of sheep, I have a guilty pleasure that lurks in the schedules of BBC Alba, the Gaelic language television channel. Neillydubh Animation have created a strange and surreal world located on an island somewhere off the west coast of Scotland. Never mind Twin Peaks, forget Wayward Pines - this…