Britain goes to the polls on Thursday for one of the strangest general elections in recent memory. Will things chang? Will they stay the same? Will we see a return to coalition politics?

If you are one of the people who thought MP stood for meat paste then Wigan’s finest Hacker T Dog has a hand guide to Parliament and what it takes to become a representative of the people. He has even launched his own party.

Before you dismiss the Meat Paste Party out of hand, it should be noted that Hacker almost won Mastermind and he might be a relative of the UK’s greatest Prime Minister, namely Jim Hacker.


But in the meantime, if you want to find out how to become an MP, Hacker T has the lowdown.