Well ok, nobody was killed, but The Guardian is reporting on roughty-Tufty GBH inflicted on a three-year-old by a grey squirrel in Cornwall. It’s where Daphne du Maurier set The Birds before Alfred Hitchcock relocated her tale of vengeful nature to San Francisco.

Grey squirrels have been invading for decades now, wiping out the local reds. Is this why Squirrel Girl is unbeatable? She is leading a vast Borg like army and they are escalating their plans to assimilate everything in sight?